Maybe interest is limited for a new version of Dracula from Luc Besson, the French maestro for glossiness and bloat. Still, it’s worth noting: his richly designed vampire romance has ambition and panache – and in all its Hammer-y cheesiness, I’m not sure I wouldn’t prefer to it to Robert Eggers’s recent, solemnly classy version of Nosferatu. There are some very bizarre touches, including one shot that appears to show a geographic divide between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz plays a humorous yet burdened vampire-hunting priest – I can’t believe he hasn’t played this character previously – who finds himself in Paris in 1889 during the centennial of the French Revolution. So does the sinister Dracula, enacted by the seasoned horror actor Caleb Landry Jones using a distorted Eastern European tone evoking Steve Carell’s Gru of the Despicable Me series. It’s a role suits him perfectly.
The story is this: the vampire lord has traveled ceaselessly the earth in anguish for 400 years following his rise as one of the undead, a punishment for his faithless sorrow following the loss of his spouse Elisabeta (a first film part for Zoë Bleu, Rosanna Arquette’s child). the vampire has been searching, searching, searching for a female who would be the reincarnation of his lost love. Unfortunately, the chosen woman is revealed as Mina (portrayed once more by Bleu), the modest betrothed of the count’s timid estate manager, Jonathan Harker (played by Ewens Abid), who has recently been to the count’s castle to negotiate his property portfolio and the small picture of the lovely Mina drew the vampire’s attention.
Besson structures Dracula’s flashback sequence of global roaming sporting extravagant attire skillfully, and he doesn’t shy away from giving us funny bits in the style of Mel Brooks – like Dracula’s ongoing failed efforts to kill himself after Elisabeta’s death, in addition to comical sequences that follow Dracula douses himself using a particular scent during the 1700s in Florence, which makes him compelling to the opposite sex. Absurd yet engaging.
Dracula is on digital platforms starting December 1st and on DVD and Blu-ray from 22 December. It plays in Australian cinemas starting February 5, 2026.